Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.