Everybody's Got To Believe In

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.