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To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

Each Day The Worst Of Our Faults, Our Deficiencies, Our Crimes, The Truth Of Our Lives, Is Stifled Under A Triple Layer Of Forgetfulness, Death And The Ordinary Course Of Justice.

To Have Money Is To Be Virtuous, Honest, Beautiful And Witty And To Be Without Is To Be Ugly And Boring And Stupid And Useless.

I'm Not Afraid Of Death. It's The Stake One Puts Up In Order To Play The Game Of Life.

In War-time A Man Is Called A Hero. It Doesn't Make Him Any Braver, And He Runs For His Life. But At Least It's A Hero Who Is Running Away.