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To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

There Are Truths Which Can Kill A Nation.

Education Makes Us More Stupid Than The Brutes. A Thousand Voices Call To Us On Every Hand, But Our Ears Are Stopped With Wisdom.

Everyone, When There's War In The Air, Learns To Live In A New Element: Falsehood.

The Spirit Of A Nation Is What Counts-the Look In Its Eyes.