Everything Is Changing. People Are

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

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There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.