Everything I've Ever Told You,

I Am Very Interested In The Universe - I Am Specialising In The Universe And All That Surrounds It.

I Have Learned From My Mistakes, And I Am Sure I Can Repeat Them Exactly

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

Now I Tell You The Downside Of This Is You Feel Awful, But The Upside Is You Feel Terrific.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.