Now I Tell You The

Now I Tell You The Downside Of This Is You Feel Awful, But The Upside Is You Feel Terrific.

All In All I'd Rather Have Been A Judge Than A Miner. And What's More, Being A Miner, As Soon As You Are Too Old And Tired And Sick And Stupid To Do The Job Properly, You Have To Go. Well, The Very Opposite Applies With Judges. *

Playing Rugby At School I Once Fell On A Loose Ball And, Through Ignorance And Fear, Held On Despite A Fierce Pummelling. After That It Took Me Months To Convince My Team-mates I Was A Coward.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.