The Garden Of Eden Was

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

Job Was What You'd Technically Describe As A Loony.

I Could Have Been A Judge, But I Never Had The Latin For The Judgin'. I Never Had It, So I'd Had It, As Far As Being A Judge Was Concerned... I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be Done That Artfully.

As I Looked Out Into The Night Sky, Across All Those Infinite Stars, It Made Me Realize How Insignificant They Are.