Facebook Is Like Jail, You

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

I’m Just A Big, Hairy, American Winning Machine!

I Just Kind Of Have A Comedic Looking Body, I Guess. If Anything I Really Have To Exercise Just To Not Look Too Fudgy, Otherwise I Would Just Keep Going And Going.

I Like Challenging Myself. I Like The Challenge Of Rapping To Fast Beats, Rapping To Beats That Are Super Slow, Whatever. I Like The Challenges, So I'm Not Afraid To Take On Any Piece Of Music And Create A Song To It If It Feels Right To Me.

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