Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much

Everyone Should Have Kids. They Are The Greatest Joy In The World. But They Are Also Terrorists. You'll Realize This As Soon As They Are Born And They Start Using Sleep Deprivation To Break You.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.

I Don't Know If You Want To See The Everybody Loves Raymond Guy In A Nude Scene.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

I Don't Think Men Talk As Much As Women, But When We Have Something On Our Minds We'll Get It Out.