My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some

I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

I'll Be Spending The Holidays With My Family. Nothing Special, Just Some Light Bickering And Biting Sarcasm.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

My Wife Gets So Jealous. She Came Home From Work And Was Mad At Me Because There Was A Pretty Girl On The Bus She Thought I Would Have Liked.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?