Falling In Love Is Painful

If You Told Me To Cry For You I Could If You Told Me To Die For You I Would Take A Look At My Face There's No Price I Won't Pay To Say These Words To You

I Don't Work Well Outside The Lines; My Report Card Once Read, "doesn't Play Well With Others."

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

I Want To Own An Nfl Franchise. I Understand The Business Of Football.

When Johnny Cash Died, ... I Picked Up My Guitar And Got The Idea That Bob Dylan Was The Last Man Standing, The Last Of The Real Gods. It Was For Dylan, Cash, Lennon, Elvis That's What I Was Thinking.