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He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball Between My Legs So Hard That My Center-fielder Caught It On The Fly Backing Up Against The Wall.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was Setting A Record (strikeouts In A Game On July 30, 1933) I'd Of Got Me Some More Strikeouts.