Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

Romance Is A Different Word Than Sexual Contact.