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A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot About His Job From Having Played The Game, But A Parent Has Not Learned A Thing From Having Once Been A Child.

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.

Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then You Won't Get Any Here Either.

The Beautiful Thing About Older People Is Their Ability To Cut The Fat Off Of Conversation. When They Talk, They Don't Go On Forever And Ever. They Say What They Have To Say, And That's It. That Was My Grand Dad. Some Of The Things He Said Stunned Me, But His Words Were Logical. I'll Never Forget Them.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.