Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And

The Kit Kat Candy Bar Has The Name Kit Kat Imprinted Into The Chocolate. That Robs You Of Chocolate! That's A Clever Chocolate-saving Technique.

Kittens Play With Yarn, They Bat It Around. What They're Really Doing Is Saying, "i Can't Knit, Get This Away From Me!"

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.