Flattery Won't Hurt You If

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.