For A Comedy To Work,

Life's Complicated And People Do Things For A Lot Of Reasons. I Think If You Live In A Black-and-white World, You're Gonna Suffer A Lot. I Used To Be Like That. But I Don't Believe That Anymore.

For A Comedy To Work, Magic Has To Happen.

I Don't Know If It's Animalistic Or What, But Men Become Like Peacocks With Their Feathers Up When Women Are Around.

I Used To Work The Graveyard Shift.

Don't Trust A Guy Who Accuses You Of Infidelity. He's Cheating. He's Projecting. If You're Living That Kind Of Life, You Think Everybody Else Is Too.