For Father's Day, My Kids

Anybody With A Good Sense Of Humor Is One-up On Their Competition. We Respond To Somebody Who Has The Ability To Make Us Laugh. It's A Bonding Influence.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

To Err Is Human - And To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.