New Yorkers Are So Impersonal,

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Thanks To Modern Medicine We Are No Longer Forced To Endure Prolonged Pain, Disease, Discomfort And Wealth.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'