Spring Is God's Way Of

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.