For Parlor Use, The Vague

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

Mark Twain Said (particularly About Pink Marsh): "i Have Been Reading Him Again, And My Admiration Overflows All Limits. ... How Effortless The Limning! It Is As If The Work Did Itself, Without Help Of The Master's Hand."

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.