For Poets That Have Had

The Things That Stop You Having Sex With Age Are Exactly The Same As Those That Stop You Riding A Bicycle.

The Telephone Is The Most Important Single Technological Resource Of Later Life.

An Erection At Will Is The Moral Equivalent Of A Valid Credit Card.

For Poets That Have Had My Luck, Seldom Write When They Can Kiss.

Sex Ought To Be A Wholly Satisfying Link Between Two Affectionate People From Which They Emerge Unanxious, Rewarded, And Ready For More.