From The Moment I Picked

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.