Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.

Since I Was A Kid, Every Thanksgiving Growing Up In New York, We Always Watched 'the March Of The Wooden Soldiers' By Laurel And Hardy. Never Miss It.

I'm Married - I've Caught My Limit.

Nobody Is More Truthful When He's Acting Than De Niro.