George Burns Was The Father

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.

I Don't Know What It Is To Love The Way They Love-they Would Jump Off A Bridge For Me. I Can't Do That. I Can Only Say, I Owe You.

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.

If You Don't Try, If You Don't Do Something For Yourself, You Won't Get Anywhere.