Germany Lost The Second World

I Profess No Belief In God, Which By Definition Is True, Especially If We Take The Accepted Definition Of God. But To Be An Atheist Is To Also Have A Belief, And Have A System, And I Don't Know That I Like That Either.

Every Day I Break My Own Personal Record For Number Of Days I Have Been Alive.

No One Is More Himself Than The Moment When He's Laughing At A Joke. It's At Those Moments That People's Defenses Go Down, And That's When You Can Slip In A Good Idea.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.