God Bless The Homicidal Maniacs.

No One Is Ever More Him/herself Than When They Really Laugh. Their Defenses Are Down. It's Very Zen-like, That Moment. They Are Completely Open.

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

Why Is It Called 'after Dark' When It Really Is 'after Light'?

I Was Once Dancing With A Woman Who Told Me She Had A Yeast Infection So I Told Her To Bake Me Some Bread.

Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That Appears Backwards In A Mirror.