God Must Have Loved Afghans

I Had Rather Excel Others In The Knowledge Of What Is Excellent, Than In The Extent Of My Power And Dominion.

I Do Not Steal Victory.

Your Ancestors Came To Macedonia And The Rest Of Hellas [greece] And Did Us Great Harm, Though We Had Done Them No Prior Injury. I Have Been Appointed Leader Of The Greeks, And Wanting To Punish The Persians I Have Come To Asia, Which I Took From You.

God Must Have Loved Afghans Because He Made Them So Beautiful.

We Of Macedon For Generations Past Have Been Trained In The Hard School Of Danger And War