God Watches Over Drunks And

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

When You're In Professional Sports, Winning Is The Only Thing That Matters.

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?