When You're In Professional Sports,

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.