There Are Only Five Things

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.