God's Children And Their Happiness

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '