Golf - A Young Man's

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.