Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

Reelfoot Is, And Has Always Been, A Lake Of Mystery.in Places It Is Bottomless. Other Places The Skeletons Of The Cypress-trees That Went Down When The Earth Sank, Still Stand Upright So That If The Sun Shines From The Right Quarter, And The Water Is Less Muddy Than Common, A Man, Peering Face Downward Into Its Depths, Sees, Or Thinks He Sees, Down Below Him The Bare Top-limbs Upstretching Like Drowned Men's Fingers, All Coated With The Mud Of Years And Bandaged With Pennons Of The Green Lake Slime.