Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist

Do You Realize That The Only Time In Our Lives When We Like To Get Old Is When We're Kids? If You're Less Than 10 Years Old, You're So Excited About Aging That You Think In Fractions.

I Hope No One Asks Me To Show Them The Ropes; I Have No Idea Where They Are. Maybe I Could Pull Some Strings And Find Out.

Movies And Television Don't Make You Violent; All They Do Is Channel The Violence More Creatively.

Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That Appears Backwards In A Mirror.

Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times Faster Than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.