Golf Is My Profession Show

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.