Golf Is The Most Fun

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.