Golf May Be A Hussy,

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.