Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

None But The Brave Can Live With The Fair.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

Look Out For The People Who Allow You To Do All The Talking.