Greatness And Madness Are Next

I Really Feel Like It's A Travesty To Make A Child Famous. I Really Do.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

Choose To Be Inspired.

When You're Standing Around For An Hour Doing Stand Up It's No Big Deal But When You're Standing Around Watching A Show For An Hour - It's A Big Difference. It's Annoying - Your Feet Hurt, Your Back Hurts - It's Just Not The Most Comfortable Way To See Stand-up Comedy.

Live Your Life Like You're The Hero In Your Movie And Right Now.