Half The Time Men Think

You Can Make Up A Quarrel, But It Will Always Show Where It Was Patched.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.