Hand, N. A Singular Instrument

Neighbor, N. One Whom We Are Commanded To Love As Ourselves, And Who Does All He Knows How To Make Us Disobedient.

He Laughs Best Who Laughs Least.

Poetry, N. A Form Of Expression Peculiar To The Land Beyond The Magazines.

Habit: A Shackle For The Free.

Patriotism, N. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name. In Dr. Johnson's Famous Dictionary Patriotism Is Defined As The Last Resort Of A Scoundrel. With All Due Respect To An Enlightened But Inferior Lexicographer I Beg To Submit It Is The First.