Happiness Is Having A Rare

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.

In Hollywood If You Don't Have A Shrink, People Think You're Crazy.

I Think It's Almost Immoral To Keep On With A Marriage That's Really Bad. It Just Gets More And More Rotten And Vindictive And Everybody Gets More And More Hurt. There's Not Enough Honesty About Marriage, I Think. I Wish More People Would Face The Truth About Their Marital Situations.

Do You Know My Dream? I Really Want To Become An Aluminum-siding Salesman.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.