In Hollywood If You Don't

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.

Anytime Four New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Together Without Arguing, A Bank Robbery Has Just Taken Place.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.