I Hear That Whenever Someone

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead.

Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands, And Giving Them Something To Hold Onto. Usually A Mop Or A Leaf Blower.

The Difference Between Divorce And Legal Separation Is That Legal Separation Gives A Husband Time To Hide His Money.

Last Night, It Was So Cold, The Flashers In New York Were Only Describing Themselves.