Have You Noticed That All

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.