Never Play Leapfrog With A

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.