Girls Are Like Pianos. When

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.