Those Hot Pants Of Hers

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.